The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell and also the Scandinavian

The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell and also the Scandinavian

Book 1 of Hollywood movie/TV series version

by Bryan Fletcher

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CHAPTER 1, Part 1 “Have a fantastic time.” An average guy named Will Ferrell startles to a sitting position, and bumps his temple in Manhattan, New York, Monday, 9:28 a.m., in his ever so cramped bed space under a stairwell. *** Then, not repeating similar word that is foul for three straight moments, just as if a true cuss master, he curses terms wholly unfit for printing, and curses far above everyday foul lips themes; being a cuss virtuoso, yet high social style, inside a lowbrow talent, a sweet science of exceptional foul-speak designed to surprise and provoke the sensory faculties. *** And yet, if done in a certain way, it reveals a well-seasoned brain; specific refined judgment, belief and taste, even scholarship—as odd as that sounds—and having a well-crafted mastery of looks, of nature, art, beauty, flavor, and particularly the sublime. *** Will Ferrell, yet their name that is real is Ferrell? No, no, no. David! Is the name that is only their birth certification, one name, as many people just get one title. *** he then rubs his temple, reels, and appears concerning this cramped apartment: if a person might phone it a studio apartment, as it resembles life under a cramped stairwell, and then to the sleep is a small faded photograph of an old http://bestrussianbrides.org/asian-brides/, dark-blue step van, a multipurpose motor vehicle that is enclosed. *** he then says sleep, “Yes, and relax. “Yes. “Breathe. “Yes. “Really breathe, and lay back. “Yes. “Relax, really flake out.”

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